Thursday, November 3, 2011
Why Do My EYEBALLS Hurt?
Just for the record, my eyeballs hurt.
I woke up with a roaring headache this morning.
I took benadryl.
I went back to bed.
I woke up two hours later.
Now I can't turn my head because my eyeballs hurt.
That doesn't even make sense. Why wouldn't I be able to turn my head if my eyeballs hurt?
Do eyeballs even have the ability to feel pain? (If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it...)
I know my headache doesn't begin to compare to Justin's work headache, so I can only imagine how much his head hurts.
Well, actually I can't.
Because I can only think about the fact that my eyeballs hurt.
I think my head might explode. If it does...
I don't know. Because my eyeballs hurt.
I need to go to my therapist and whine about my head hurting, but I'm kind of afraid to drive right now.
Plus, it's already 10:30 and I haven't taken a shower yet.
I thought I would catch up my words with friends games, but the letters seem to be moving and I can't make any words.
This sounds like the beginning of a Stephen King novel. Or maybe the end.
At the end of this book, my head explodes.
Am I even making sense? Because, seriously, my eyeballs really hurt.
What do you even take for this?
Maybe more benadryl. Unless my head explodes.
In which case, I won't need anything.
I think my writing is getting worse. Or maybe it's getting better? I can't tell.
I took more bendadryl.
Hopefully, my eyeballs will stop hurting and I will start to make sense.
Maybe this is a good time to do my online Christmas shopping. Maybe not.